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" "Please read the <a href=\"#Guidelines\">Guidelines</a> for details on our " "submission policy." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><p> msgid "" "Many of the graphics in the <a href=\"/graphics/graphics.html\">GNU Art " "Gallery</a> also have humorous twists." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><h3> msgid "Computing" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html\">10 Kinds of People in the " "World</a>" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/any-key.html\">Where is any-key??</a>" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html\">Dead Beef</a>?" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a " "href=\"/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html\">GNU Manifesto</a>?" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html\">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly " "uncommon</a>" msgstr "" #. 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# LANGUAGE translation of https://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html # Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc. # This file is distributed under the same license as the original article. # FIRST AUTHOR , YEAR. # #, fuzzy msgid "" msgstr "" "Project-Id-Version: humor.html\n" "POT-Creation-Date: 2025-04-22 15:26+0000\n" "PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n" "Last-Translator: FULL NAME \n" "Language-Team: LANGUAGE \n" "Language: \n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" #. type: Content of: msgid "Laugh along with GNU - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><h2> msgid "Laugh along with GNU" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><p> msgid "" "This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers. It " "contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU users " "and collected by GNU contributors over the years." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><p> msgid "" "Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish " "jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it " "somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority. " "Please read the <a href=\"#Guidelines\">Guidelines</a> for details on our " "submission policy." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><p> msgid "" "Many of the graphics in the <a href=\"/graphics/graphics.html\">GNU Art " "Gallery</a> also have humorous twists." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><h3> msgid "Computing" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html\">10 Kinds of People in the " "World</a>" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/any-key.html\">Where is any-key??</a>" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html\">Dead Beef</a>?" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a " "href=\"/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html\">GNU Manifesto</a>?" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <div><ul><li> msgid "" "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html\">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly " "uncommon</a>" msgstr "" #. 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