humor.html - en to sq translation catalogue (83 entries)

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en: Laugh along with GNU - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
sq: Dëfrehuni me GNU-në - Projekti GNU - Free Software Foundation

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en: Laugh along with GNU
sq: Dëfrehuni me GNU-në

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en: This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.
sq: Kjo ndarje është konceptuar për t’u ofruar pak të qeshura hacker-ëve që punojnë. Përmban <em>software</em>, dokumentim, muzikë, vjersha, etj. të parashtruara nga përdorues të GNU-së dhe koleksionuar përgjatë vitesh nga kontribues te GNU-ja.

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en: Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.  Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our submission policy.
sq: Sot në internet ka shumë vende ku njerëzia mund të botojë anekdota, ndaj përpara se të na parashtroni një të tillë, ju lutemi, shihni mundësinë e botimit të saj diku gjetkë. Ato të parashtruara nga kontribues të GNU-së do të kenë përparësi.  Për hollësi mbi rregullat tona lidhur me parashtrimet, lexoni <a href="#Guidelines">Udhëzimet</a>.

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en: Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.
sq: Mjaft nga punët grafike te <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">Galeri Arti GNU</a> kanë gjithashtu hije humoristike.

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en: Computing
sq: Informatikë

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in the World</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Llojet e Njerëzve në Botë</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Viç i Ngordhur</a>?

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en: What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?
sq: Ç’mendon Dr. Emacs-i mbi <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">Manifestin e GNU-së</a>?

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pse Viruset për GNU/Linux janë thuajse të pazakontë</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed announcing the P5</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">10 arsyet kryesore pse Intel-i vonoi lajmërimin e P5-së</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer when&hellip;</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">Që jeni programues, e merrni vesh kur&hellip;</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable Networks</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">10 Rrjetet Kryesues Më të Paqëndrueshëm</a>

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en: The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaksorcisti</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Sinjalizim Virusi</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap Material, ose Hack për Makinë Shkrimi Dvorak</a>

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en: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html"> Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a>
sq: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html"> Ku Përfundojnë Shkronjat e Fshira?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in BrainFuck ;-)</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Kod burim për ed in BrainFuck ;-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C pak a shumë</a>

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en: GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans
sq: GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">Kod burim</a> në GPL, për qenie njerëzore

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Kod burim për ed :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Faqe man Emacs për Plan9</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Kode Errno</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Mesazhe gabimesh</a> në Haiku

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Sugjerime për Opsione GCC</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4 languages</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Gëzuar Vitin e Ri në 4 gjuhë</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Njatjeta Botë!</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Opsione të Gjatë?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4 languages</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Gëzuar Kërshëndellat në 4 gjuhë</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Kod për Spageti</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to town</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Babagjyshi i Vitit të Ri po mbërrin në qytet</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Terma Software-i</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Mesazhe Gabimesh Unix</a>

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en: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser"> Some humor via Twitter</a>
sq: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser"> Ca humor përmes Twitter-it</a>

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en: Documentation
sq: Dokumentim

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">Eko GNU</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym expansions</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">Zgjerime të akronimeve GNU Emacs</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system administrator</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Njihuni me përgjegjësin e sistemit tuaj</a>

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en: Science and Engineering
sq: Shkencë dhe Inxhinieri

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Veçori Telefoni</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Dyqani i Fizikës!</a>

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en: Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a>
sq: Disa <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Fakte Shkencore</a>

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en: Music
sq: Muzikë

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en: See <a href="/music/music.html">GNU Music and Songs</a>
sq: Shihni <a href="/music/music.html">Muzikë dhe këngë GNU</a>

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en: Poems
sq: Poema

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">E meta e Fundit</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's Christmas</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Kërshëndellat e Një Rrjetologjisti</a>

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en: Philosophy
sq: Filozofi

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en: See <a href="/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html#humor">the Philosophical Humor section in Third Party Ideas</a>
sq: Shihni <a href="/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html#humor">ndarjen Humor Filozofik te Ide Palësh të Treta</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Pamja dhe Ndjesitë</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the Church</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft-i dhe Kisha</a>

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en: Dictionary and Word Play
sq: FJalor dhe Lojë Fjalësh

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common words
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrame</a> për disa fjalë të rëndomta

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF-ja në Gjermanisht</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Përkufizime Zbavitëse 1</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Përkufizime Zbavitëse 2</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Gramatikë në bar</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panamaja</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Tipoglicemia</a>

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en: Spam
sq: Të padëshiruara

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en: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Delja Me Ajër</a>

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en: Unclassified
sq: Të paklasifikuara

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">A war against bugs</a>!
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Një luftë kundër të metash</a>!

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en: Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court Statements</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Citime të Forta nga Gjykata</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Ungjilli</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Thënie</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Emotikone :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">Sa përdorues të GNU/Linux-it duhen për të ndërruar një llambë?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">The Wolf Logo</a>
sq: <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Stema e Ujkut</a>

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en: Humor Submission Guidelines
sq: Udhëzime Parashtrimi Humori

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en: This is our policy to include something in the fun section:
sq: Këto janë rregullat tona për të përfshirë diçka në ndarjen e zbavitjeve:

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en: It should be funny.
sq: Duhet të jetë zbavitës.

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en: It has no copyright problems.
sq: Nuk ka probleme të dhënash kopjimi.

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en: It is not libelous.
sq: Nuk është përgojues.

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en: It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in humor.
sq: Nuk do të fyejë shumicën e hacker-ave të zakonshëm më shumë se sa është e arsyeshme në humor.

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en: Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar fields.
sq: Edhe pse humori s’ka pse të jetë i lidhur strikt me botën e kompjuterave, parapëlqejmë fort t’i rezervojmë këto faqe për anekdota të lidhura me software-in e lirë, GNU-në, mjedisin UNIX dhe fusha të ngjashme.

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en: Disclaimer
sq: Klauzolë

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en: Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these.
sq: Shumica e materialeve në këtë faqe (dhe lidhjet pre saj) janë marrë nga <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/">arkivat email</a> të Projektit GNU të FSF-së. Free Software Foundation s’ka pretendime të drejtash kopjimi mbi to.

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en: ***&nbsp;&nbsp;And we'll end this page with a perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!&nbsp;&nbsp;***
sq: ***&nbsp;&nbsp;Dhe do ta përfundojmë këtë faqe me një <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Klauzolë</a> të përsosur!&nbsp;&nbsp;***

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en: Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.  There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
sq: Ju lutemi, pyetjet dhe kërkesat e përgjithshme rreth FSF-së &amp; GNU-së dërgojini te <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.  Ka gjithashtu <a href="/contact/">mënyra të tjera për t’u lidhur me</a> FSF-në.  Njoftimet për lidhje të dëmtuara dhe ndreqje apo këshilla të tjera mund të dërgohen te <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.

note: TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph, replace it with the translation of these two: We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality translations.  However, we are not exempt from imperfection. Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard to <a hr
en: Please see the <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations of this article.
sq: Përpiqemi fort dhe bëjmë sa mundemi për të ofruar përkthime me cilësi të mirë dhe të përpikta.  Megjithatë, nuk jemi të përjashtuar nga papërsosuritë. Ju lutemi, komentet dhe këshillat e përgjithshme lidhur me këtë dërgojini te <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org">&lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p><p>Për të dhëna mbi bashkërendimin dhe parashtrimin e përkthimeve të faqeve tona web, shihni <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">README për përkthimet</a>.

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en: This page is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License</a>.
sq: Kjo faqe mund të përdoret sipas një licence <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License</a>.

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en: Updated:
sq: U përditësua më:
