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en: Laugh along with GNU - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
de: Lachen mit GNU - GNU-Projekt - Free Software Foundation

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en: Laugh along with GNU
de: Lachen mit GNU

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en: Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.  Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our submission policy.
de: Heutzutage gibt es viele Orte im Internet, an denen Witze veröffentlicht werden können. Bevor Sie also einen Witz an uns übermitteln, erwägen Sie bitte ihn sonst wo zu veröffentlichen [weil Gnus schon immer wegen ihres Fleisches und ihrer Haut gejagt wurden, :) A. d. Ü.]. Witze von GNU-Mitwirkenden werden daher vorrangig behandelt. Bitte beachten Sie unsere <a href="#Guidelines">Hinweise</a> für Informationen über unsere [Steil-]Vorlage.

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en: Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.
de: Viele der Grafiken in <a href="/graphics/graphics">GNUs Kunst</a>galerie haben auch humorvolle Wendungen.

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en: Computing
de: Informatik

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in the World</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html" hreflang="en">10 Arten von Menschen auf der Welt</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html" hreflang="en">Wo ist die Beliebige-Taste?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html" hreflang="en">Totes Rindfleisch?</a>

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en: What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html" hreflang="en">Was denkt Dr. Emacs vom GNU-Manifest</a>?

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html" hreflang="en">Warum GNU/Linux-Viren relativ selten sind</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html" hreflang="en">Ein Schwarm Mücken?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html" hreflang="en">Das Leichtgläubigkeit-Virus</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed announcing the P5</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html" hreflang="en">Top 10 Gründe, warum Intel die Bekanntgabe der P5 verzögert</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer when&hellip;</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt" hreflang="en">Du weißt, du bist ein Programmierer wenn &hellip;</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable Networks</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html" hreflang="en">Top 10 der unzuverlässigsten Netzwerke</a>

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en: The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html" hreflang="en">Der Vaxorzist</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html" hreflang="en">Virenwarnung</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html" hreflang="en">Physisches Xmodmap oder der Dvorak-Schreibmaschinen-Hack</a>

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en: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html"> Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a>
de: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html" title="Where Do Deleted Characters Go?, unter: web.archive.org 2015.">Wohin verschwinden die gelöschten Zeichen?</a>

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en: Software
de: Programme

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in BrainFuck ;-)</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html" hreflang="en">Quellcode für ed in Brainfuck ;-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html" hreflang="en">C, mehr oder weniger</a>

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en: GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html" hreflang="en">In C-Code entzifferte menschliche DNS!</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html" hreflang="en">Quellcode für ed :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man" hreflang="en">Emacs-Handbuchseite von Plan9</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html" hreflang="en">Errno-Codes</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html" hreflang="en">Haiku-Fehlermeldungen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html" hreflang="en">Vorgeschlagene GCC-Optionen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html" hreflang="en">GNU Emacs</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html" hreflang="en">GNU-Überlauf?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4 languages</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html" hreflang="en">Frohes Neues Jahr in 4 Sprachen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html" hreflang="en">Hallo Welt!</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS Foundation Patent</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html" hreflang="en">Das schwedische YAAS Foundation Patent</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html" hreflang="en">Lange Optionen?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4 languages</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html" hreflang="en">Frohe Weihnachten in 4 Sprachen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html" hreflang="en">Spaghetti-Code</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to town</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html" hreflang="en">Der Weihnachtsmann kommt in die Stadt</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html" hreflang="en">Software Nutzungsbedingungen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html" hreflang="en">Ubuntu</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html" hreflang="en">Unix-Fehlermeldungen</a>

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en: Documentation
de: Dokumentationen

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html" hreflang="en">GNU Echo</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html" hreflang="en">Ed, man! !man ed</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym expansions</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html" hreflang="en">GNU Emacs Akronym-Erweiterungen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system administrator</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html" hreflang="en">Kenn&#8217; deinen Systemadministrator</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html" hreflang="en">Power-Benutzerhandbuch</a>

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en: Science and Engineering
de: Wissenschaft und Technik

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html" hreflang="en">Telefon-Funktionen</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html" hreflang="en">Das Physikgeschäft!</a>

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en: Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html" hreflang="en">Einige Wissenschaftliche Fakten</a>

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en: Music
de: Musik

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en: Poems
de: Gedichte

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html" hreflang="en">Hakawatha</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html" hreflang="en">Der letzte Programmfehler</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html" hreflang="en">Düstere Mitternacht</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's Christmas</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html" hreflang="en">Netzwerklogistische Weihnacht</a>

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en: Philosophy
de: Philosophie

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en: The Fourth Estate
de: Die Vierte Gewalt

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html" hreflang="en">Look-und-Feel</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the Church</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html" hreflang="en">Microsoft und die Kirche</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html" hreflang="en">Rectium?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html" hreflang="en">Unix, ein Scherz?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common words
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html" hreflang="en">Anagramme</a> für einige häufig-vorkommende Wörter

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html" hreflang="en">FSF auf Deutsch</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html" hreflang="en">Fun-Definitionen 1</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html" hreflang="en">Fun-Definitionen 2</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html" hreflang="en">Panama</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html" hreflang="en">Spilling-Überprüfungsprogramm</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html" hreflang="en">Typoglycemia</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a>
de: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html" hreflang="en">Aufblasbare Schafe</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator Needed</a>
de: <a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html" hreflang="en">Dimensionaler Warp-Generator benötigt</a>

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en: Unclassified
de: Nicht klassifiziert

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en: Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court Statements</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html" hreflang="en">Lustige Gerichtsurteile</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html" hreflang="en">Freie-Software-Hack</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html" hreflang="en">Gospel</a>

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en: A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a> with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Die Interaktion eines DAUs mit</a> <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/" hreflang="en">RMS</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html" hreflang="en">Zitate</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html" hreflang="en">Smileys :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?</a>
de: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html" hreflang="en">Wie viele GNU/Linux-Nutzer braucht man, um eine Glühbirne auszuwechseln?</a>

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en: Humor Submission Guidelines
de: Hinweise zu humorvollen Einsendungen

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en: This is our policy to include something in the fun section:
de: Dies ist unser Programm für die Aufnahme in unserem Fun-Bereich:

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en: It should be funny.
de: es sollte lustig sein;

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en: It has no copyright problems.
de: es gibt keine Probleme mit dem Urheberrecht;

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en: It is not libelous.
de: es ist nicht verleumderisch;

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en: It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in humor.
de: es beleidigt gewöhnliche Hacker nicht mehr als über den angemessenen Humor hinaus;

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en: Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar fields.
de: Obwohl Humor nicht strikt mit der Rechnerwelt verbunden sein muss, ziehen wir diese Seiten für Witze mit Bezug auf Freie Software, GNU, die UNIX-Umgebung und ähnlich Bereichen zu reservieren.

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en: Disclaimer
de: Verzichterklärung

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en: Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.  There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
de: Bitte senden Sie allgemeine Fragen zur FSF &amp; GNU an <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>. Sie können auch die <a href="/contact/"><span xml:lang="en" lang="en">Free Software Foundation</span> kontaktieren</a>. Ungültige Verweise und andere Korrekturen oder Vorschläge können an <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a> gesendet werden.

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en: This page is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License</a>.
de: Dieses Werk ist lizenziert unter einer <a rel="license" href="//creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/deed.de">Creative Commons Namensnennung-Keine Bearbeitungen 4.0 International</a>-Lizenz.

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en: *GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*
de: <strong>Übersetzung:</strong><!-- Jоегg Kоhпе, 2011-2015.--> <a href="https://savannah.gnu.org/projects/www-de">&lt;www-de&gt;</a>, 2011-2015.

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de: Letzte Änderung:
