humor.html - en to fr translation catalogue (99 entries)

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en: Laugh along with GNU - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
fr: Rions avec le GNU - Projet GNU - Free Software Foundation

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en: Laugh along with GNU
fr: Rions avec le GNU

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en: This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.
fr: C'est dans cette section que les hackers se distraient de leur travail acharné avec quelques éclats de rire. Elle contient logiciels, documentation, musique, poèmes, etc., proposés par les utilisateurs de GNU et recueillis par les contributeurs de GNU au fil des ans.

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en: Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.  Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our submission policy.
fr: De nos jours, il y a une multitude d'endroits sur Internet où publier des histoires drôles. Aussi, avant de nous en proposer une, veuillez essayer de la publier ailleurs. Celles qui nous sont proposées par les contributeurs de GNU auront la priorité. Merci de lire les <a href="#Guidelines">règles à respecter</a> avant de nous en soumettre une.

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en: Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.
fr: Pas mal des dessins de la <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">Galerie d'Art GNU</a> sont aussi très drôles.

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en: Computing
fr: Informatique

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in the World</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 sortes de gens dans le monde</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Où est « n'importe quelle touche » ??</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html"><i>Dead beef</i></a> ?

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en: What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?
fr: Que pense le Dr Emacs du <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">manifeste GNU</a> ?

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pourquoi les virus sont si rares sous GNU/Linux</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html"><i>A Swarm of Gnats?</i></a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">Le virus de la crédulité</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed announcing the P5</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 des raisons d'Intel pour avoir tardé à annoncer la sortie du P5</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer when&hellip;</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.fr.txt">Vous savez que vous êtes un programmeur quand&hellip;</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable Networks</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 des réseaux non fiables</a>

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en: The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a>
fr: Le <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorciste</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Alerte au virus</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap physique, ou le hack de la machine à écrire Dvorak</a>

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en: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html"> Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a>
fr: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html">Où vont les caractères effacés ?</a>

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en: Software
fr: Logiciels

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in BrainFuck ;-)</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Code source de ed en BrainFuck ;-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C plus ou moins</a>

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en: GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">Code source des humains</a> sous GPL

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Code source de ed :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Manuel de l'Emacs de Plan9</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Codes Errno</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Messages d'erreur</a> en Haiku

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggestions d'options à GCC</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html"><i>GNU-Overflow?</i></a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4 languages</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Bonne année en quatre langages</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html"><i>Hello World!</i></a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS Foundation Patent</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">Le brevet de la fondation suédoise YASS</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Options longues ?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4 languages</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Joyeux Noël en quatre langages</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Code spaghetti</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to town</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Le Père Noël vient en ville</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Vocabulaire du logiciel</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Messages d'erreur Unix</a>

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en: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser"> Some humor via Twitter</a>
fr: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser">Humour via Twitter</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym expansions</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">Significations de l'acronyme GNU Emacs</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system administrator</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Comprendre votre administrateur système</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Guide de l'utilisateur avancé</a>

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en: Science and Engineering
fr: Science et ingénierie

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Fonctionnalités téléphoniques</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Magasin de physique !</a>

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en: Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a>
fr: Quelques <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">données scientifiques</a>

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en: Music
fr: Musique

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en: See <a href="/music/music.html">GNU Music and Songs</a>
fr: Voir <a href="/music/music.html">Musiques et chants du GNU</a>

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en: Poems
fr: Poèmes

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">Le dernier bogue</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Minuit lugubre</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's Christmas</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Le Noël d'un réseaulogiste</a>

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en: Philosophy
fr: Philosophie

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en: See <a href="/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html#humor">the Philosophical Humor section in Third Party Ideas</a>
fr: Voir <a href="/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html#humor">Idées de tierces personnes</a>, section Humour philosophique

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en: Societal Issues
fr: Enjeux sociétaux

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/right-to-repair-wins.html">Right to Repair Wins</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/right-to-repair-wins.html">Le droit à réparer triomphe</a>

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en: The Fourth Estate
fr: Le quatrième pouvoir

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Apparence</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the Church</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft et l'Église</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium ?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, un poisson d'avril ?</a>

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en: Dictionary and Word Play
fr: Dictionnaire et jeux de mots

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common words
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrammes</a> de quelques mots courants

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF en allemand</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Définitions amusantes 1</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Définitions amusantes 2</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">La grammaire va au café</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html">Musical pickup</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html">Embarquer une fille en musique</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur orthographique</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycémie</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Brebis gonflable</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator Needed</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Recherche un générateur de déformation dimensionnelle</a>

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en: Unclassified
fr: Non classé

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">A war against bugs</a>!
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Une guerre contre les bogues</a>

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en: Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court Statements</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Entendu au tribunal</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Hack du logiciel libre</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Évangile</a>

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en: A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a> with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Interaction</a> d'un utilisateur avec <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/paging.game.html">The Paging Game</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/paging.game.html"><i>The Paging Game</i></a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citations</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Émoticônes :-)</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">Combien faut-il d'utilisateurs de GNU/Linux pour changer une ampoule ?</a>

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en: <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">The Wolf Logo</a>
fr: <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Le logo du loup</a>

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en: Humor Submission Guidelines
fr: Règles à respecter pour proposer des histoires

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en: This is our policy to include something in the fun section:
fr: Pour accepter quelque chose dans la section « humour », nous avons les règles suivantes :

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en: It should be funny.
fr: Cela doit être amusant.

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en: It has no copyright problems.
fr: Il ne doit y avoir aucun problème de copyright.

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en: It is not libelous.
fr: Cela ne doit pas être diffamatoire.

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en: It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in humor.
fr: Cela ne doit pas choquer les hackers ordinaires au-delà de ce qu'on considère comme raisonnable pour une histoire drôle.

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en: Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar fields.
fr: L'humour n'a pas absolument besoin d'être en rapport avec l'informatique, mais nous préférons de beaucoup réserver ces pages aux histoires qui parlent du logiciel libre, de GNU, de l'environnement Unix ou de domaines similaires.

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en: Disclaimer
fr: Renonciation au copyright

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en: Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these.
fr: L'essentiel de cette page (et des pages liées) provient des archives de courriel de la FSF concernant le projet GNU. La FSF ne revendique aucun copyright sur ces textes.

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en: ***&nbsp;&nbsp;And we'll end this page with a perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!&nbsp;&nbsp;***
fr: ***&nbsp;&nbsp;Et nous terminerons cette page avec une <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">limitation de garantie</a> tout ce qu'il y a de plus appropriée !&nbsp;&nbsp;***

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en: Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.  There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
fr: Veuillez envoyer les requêtes concernant la FSF et GNU à &lt;<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org">gnu@gnu.org</a>&gt;. Il existe aussi <a href="/contact/">d'autres moyens de contacter</a> la FSF. Les liens orphelins et autres corrections ou suggestions peuvent être signalés à &lt;<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org">webmasters@gnu.org</a>&gt;.

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en: Please see the <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations of this article.
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en: This page is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License</a>.
fr: Cette page peut être utilisée suivant les conditions de la licence <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/deed.fr">Creative Commons attribution, pas de modification, 4.0 internationale (CC BY-ND 4.0)</a>.

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en: *GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*
fr: Traduction : Aurélien Rivière, 2012<br />Révision : <a href="mailto:trad-gnu@april.org">trad-gnu@april.org</a>

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fr: Dernière mise à jour :
